Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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