just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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