I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
