Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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