I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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