susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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