Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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