a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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