didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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