u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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