I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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