hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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