what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm at about main and main street
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
