Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
