Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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