babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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