Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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