Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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