So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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