He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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