She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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