Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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