i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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