I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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