My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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