The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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