nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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