Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Actions speak louder than pants.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
