So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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