he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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