i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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