just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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