It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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