Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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