Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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