im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
only you would photoshop your dick
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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