So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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