just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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