It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i think my cat just said my name.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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