she woke up with a sticky ear
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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