I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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