There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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