I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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