I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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