If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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