Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I got inside last night via doggy door
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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