Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Randomize
