all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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