we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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