i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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