Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We got so high we made milksteak
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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