I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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