Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just googled if crying burns calories
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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