Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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