i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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